They’ve never had so many people in this stadium! They didn’t think we could do it, but we did! You are all incredible, cough, cough. The Damn Right I’m A Kentucky Fan Now And Forever Shirt stadium officially seats 19k max. Whoops. For the record, I got your joke mere seconds after posting this. I will keep it up so people see how I got. You know, it’s Reddit. You never know what people will do to defend Trump online. Even claim the impossible. I’m just waiting for the “Trump tests positive for COVID-19” headlines.  Well, no. As big ole Donny T would say, he has the most words, believe him. In fact, he has more words than you will ever have, or the do-nothing Democrats will ever have. He has more faces than you too.

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Donald Trump has the most faces of all time, maybe ever. He has the best faces and the best words. He already did that. Pretty sure he had a Damn Right I’m A Kentucky Fan Now And Forever Shirt stroke too. But they swear it was just basic test work. Never mind the constant word slurring and his inability to pick up a glass of water with his right hand. “it’s uh… just a cold. A tremendous cold. I’m feeling fantastic. Isn’t this nation fantastic? I’m just a little exhausted because I’ve been uh… working so hard. Nobody works as hard as me. Aren’t I great and uh… I’m tremendous.”

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Trump tried to get a massive rally and he couldn’t even fill half the stadium. They had to tear down the stage outside and cancel the 2nd part of his speech because no one showed up. Even when trump begged. Hell, most toddlers learn object permanence through playing peekaboo. Even crows have object permanence so it would be an insult to birds to call him bird-brained. And it’s not like this is the Damn Right I’m A Kentucky Fan Now And Forever Shirt first case to show that he lacks object permanence either. Remember when his aides were taking things he was trying to sign off his desk as he was signing them and he promptly forgot all about it? It’s insane how dumb this guy is. People keep saying he’s a 3rd or 5th grader, but he’s legit toddler level intelligence.

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